Não sei se o Woody Allen vai, realmente, reformar-se do cinema para se dedicar exclusivamente à escrita, mas, se os seus futuros livros forem todos como o "Zero Gravity", o nosso riso não estará por isso menos assegurado.

«“The truth is Hamish and I have an arrangement,” I whispered. “I’m free to sleep with whomever I choose and he gets to hold the channel changer.”»

«Finally, we were led into the chamber of the High Priest, who bid us welcome. We bid him good tidings. He bid us sit down. We bid him speak. Soon there was a bidding war, and somehow, we outbid him and wound up with a walnut armoire, which we got at a steal.»

«She and her brother Rudolph stand to inherit a fortune when their father dies, but he has been in a coma for thirty-six years. They have pulled the plug a number of times, but each time they leave, their father puts the plug back in.»

«[He] surprises Nurse Waxtrap with a million-dollar diamond the size of a doorknob. When she points out it is actually a doorknob, he realized he overpaid.»

«“Your play. What’s it about? Where were you?”

“Oh, my play. It’s about risk, taking chances. It’s about a Jewish woman forced to make existential choices.”

“What’s it called?”

“Thus Spoke Sarah Shuster.”»